Maybe we could have an all-gay service! They’d be allowed to wear camouflage neckerchiefs and camo capri pants. To avoid any sexual harassment claims, they’d have to have their own barrack, which we could outfit with a dance club, and a cosmo bar Their band would mostly play show tunes, and soldiers captured by the enemy would be taught to reveal only their name, rank and seasonal color analysis (“I am Private First Class Jeffrey Smith, and I’m a ‘winter.’”)
Ann Coulter is the kind of cunt even conservative women would call ‘a cunt’. (via extrafirmhold)
Can we kill her? Why haven’t we killed her yet? Moreover, as Americans, why haven’t we produced a reality show dedicated to killing her? : “Kill Ann Coulter.” The prize is a dead Ann Coulter.
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WE GETTIN' INTIMATE.
